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The best Euphoria quotes for your Instagram posts

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We’ve all had the perfect instagram post and struggled to come up with a good caption. Lucky for you, for the next few posts you don’t have to think. Here are some of the best Euphoria quotes you can post with your pics. 

“B*tch, you’re my soulmate” – Maddy Perez

This quote is perfect to post alongside a pic of your friends, girlfriend, boyfriend or anybody you love enough to call your soulmate.

“No room for heteronormativity in here” – Jules Vaughn

If you want to embrace your sexuality, add this quote. Or if you’ve had a night out in gay village and got your photo taken with some drag queens. Either way it fits.

“You guys can all judge me if you want. But I don’t care! I have never, ever been happier!” – Cassie Howard

Be unapologetic on your Instagram! Post anything you want and use this as the caption.

“The world’s coming to an end and I haven’t even graduated high school yet – Rue Bennett

A fitting caption for anyone still in high school and concerned about the state of the world. Add this if you want to encapsulate Rue’s pessimism into your post.

“That’s not a kid. That’s my business partner” – Fezco

A quote that only makes sense in the context of the show but can be added to a vast array of insta posts. Have a photo with your younger siblings, or even your dog? Add this to a picture with anyone who gives off young vibes.

“I don’t think I have the attention span for real life anymore” – Jules Vaughn

Very apt for instagram.

“I know over the years you’ve lost some brain cells” – Nate Jacobs

Perfect for any post night-out photos, add it to any embarrassing photos of your friends.

“The universe is just out here giving like zero f***s – Maddy Perez

A very honest take, use it to summarise any situation.

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