Doja Cat. That’s it. That’s the article. Anyone who knows me knows how much I love Doja Cat. What better thing is there for me to do than to assign Doja Cat songs to university degrees? That’s right!
Please bear in mind that if you don’t like your degree’s nominated Doja Cat song, this is just my opinion. It’s not definitive. There is no need to swap degrees to get a different Doja Cat song, I promise.
1. Accounting and Finance – Payday
Everyone knows people in accounting and finance get bags. So yes, you’re Payday.
2. Art – Shine
You guys are so talented. Let that talent shine!
3. Biology – Naked
You guys study the body. It only makes sense to give you the song title of the most natural form of the human body.
4. Business – Boss B****
From the message of the song, to the feeling it gives you when you listen to it, this song screams business.
5. Chemistry – Alone
Chemistry students just have so much work, you’re always alone. If you think about it, it’s kind of ironic that the ones studying chemistry are flying solo.
6. Classics – Say So
According to Doja Cat herself, the Say So era is over. I think that means it belongs to the classics, no?
7. Computer Science – Cyber Sex
Computers, innit. Beep boop.
8. Criminology – Motive
Technically, this is an Ariana Grande song that features Doja Cat, but I’m counting it anyway. What can I say, it fits!
9. Culinary – Make That Cake
Need I say more?
10. Dance – Control
It’s impressive how much control dancers have over their bodies. Thus, you get Control.
11. Drama – In My Feelings
You have to live the drama to be the drama. Plus, crying on command isn’t easy.
12. Economics – Won’t Bite
Economics students seem more intimidating than they actually are.
13. Education – Need To Know
And you probably do! As Doja Cat says in the song: add, subtract, divide. Pass on that wisdom, you educative legend.
14. Engineering – Ride
Most of the engineers I know dream of working with Formula One cars or trains. Hence, Ride.
15. English – Waffle House
Symbolism this, symbolism that. Come on guys, the curtains were blue because the writer liked blue curtains, that’s it.
16. Geography – Streets
You may not find an oxbow lake on the streets, but it’s close enough.
17. History – So High
So High is Doja Cat’s debut song, released on Soundcloud in 2013 before she got signed with RCA. Bit of Doja history for you there!
18. Journalism – Juicy
Journalists and publicists are always finding out the juicy goss, of course!
19. Languages – Options
There are so many languages and so many degree options. How do you guys pick which course you want to study?
20. Law – Rules
Court rules. Jury rules. Laws themselves. It’s all Rules!
21. Mathematics – Equally Lost
I haven’t met a maths student who knew what was going on in their degree at any given point. They’re just as confused as the rest of us.
22. Medicine – All Nighter
Honestly, you guys work so hard. All med students need sleep, and if not sleep, then peace. Keep going guys, you’ve got this.
23. Philosophy – Why Why
I don’t know. You tell me Why Why.
24. Physics – Up and Down
Like pulleys. And gravity.
25. Politics – Get Into It (Yuh)
Don’t get a politics student started on politics. You won’t hear the end of it if you do. This is your warning.
26. Psychology – Woman
With 81% of psychology students being female, it’s safe to say Woman belongs to psychology. Let’s go girls. Define feminine, I’m feminine!
27. Sociology – Roll With Us
Sociology students are like the little siblings of psychology. As a psychology student myself, we do indeed roll with you.
28. Sports – Morning Light
Sports students are up so early in the morning. You may be the only ones who know what morning light looks like!
29. Veterinary Medicine/Science – MOOO!
Does this one even need explaining? MOOO!
Well, there you go! I hope you’re satisfied with your assigned Doja Cat song. You can use this information however you like. And I’m sorry if your degree isn’t on this list, there are so many these days!