Heartbroken and crying into your third tub of ice cream, listening to the most depressing music you can find – we’ve all been there. Breakups are difficult and sometimes the only thing that helps you through is music. Here is what your breakup anthem would be based on your star sign.
Whether or not you have an interest in astrology, this should make for a fun read. It is an unfortunate rule of life that, sometimes, relationships simply end. But at least we can sing about it!
Aries – Good4u by Olivia Rodrigo
Aries is the most fiery, confident and dominant sign so you might quickly move past the crying stage and soon be feeling sassy enough to belt this one out in your room.
Taurus – All too Well by Taylor Swift
Tauruses are stubborn but intelligent and grounded. Listening to the ten minute long version (of course) of All too Well by Taylor Swift will be cathartic enough to help you get over it. You also love nature so this 10 minute long bop is perfect for a hot girl walk.
Gemini – Thank u, next by Ariana Grande
Geminis are playful so to feel like your cheeky self again, put some headphones in and dance around to Thank u, next by Ariana Grande. It will make you feel like the main character you are.
Cancer – Drivers License by Olivia Rodrigo
Cancers are on the more emotional side of the zodiac so you will definitely be in your feels and surrounded by tissues. The best thing to do is just cry it out, and no song is better or more heartbreaking than Drivers License by Olivia Rodrigo.
Leo – Flowers by Miley Cyrus
Leos ooze confidence and don’t have a problem with self-love. Leo’s know they can buy themselves flowers, hold their own hand and talk to themself for hours. Flowers by Miley Cyrus is their perfect breakup anthem.
Virgo – Happier than ever by Billie Eilish
The change in tempo in this song from slow and emotional to full of anger and passion is perfect for a Virgo. You’re so reliable and loyal, you need your moment to let it all out to Happier than ever by Billie Eilish. Of all the breakup anthems based on star signs, this one is the most wonderfully, anthemically cathartic.
Libra – Lose you to Love me by Selena Gomez
Libras crave balance, so when they lose someone in their life, they need to think of what can fill that space. With a breakup, it’s always self love. Losing someone can only help you love yourself better, so Libra’s should listen to this Selena Gomez anthem for that boost they need.
Scorpio – Kill Bill by SZA
Scorpios hide their emotions so you will rarely find them crying their eyes out in front of them. Instead, they’ll be blasting Kill Bill by SZA and acting like they’re not even phased. “If I can’t have you no one should” is the most Scorpio lyric ever.
Sagittarius – Irreplaceable by Beyonce
Sagittarius are the most optimistic star sign so of course you will be looking on the bright side. You know you’re a catch, and as Beyonce would say, you’re irreplaceable.
Capricorn – Someone You Loved by Lewis Capaldi
Capricorns are actually quite sensitive and they often put a lot of effort into their relationships. As an overachiever, you probably feel let down by your relationship ending so you just need to let it out with a sad Lewis Capaldi song, and then oick yourself up again.
Aquarius – New Rules by Dua Lipa
Aquarius are very independent and idealistic and they definitely do not want to end up drunk calling their ex. New Rules is a great upbeat song to remind them of their worth.
Pisces – Falling by Harry Styles
Pisces are the most emotional sign out of the entire zodiac so it’s no surprise that they will be letting their tears out to Falling by Harry Styles. It will be on repeat for a while that’s for sure.
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