Everyone loves an awful joke. In fact, the more you roll your eyes at it, the better! That’s exactly what we’ve got for you today with the ‘what kind of tea is hard to swallow’ joke. Perhaps you’ve never heard of it or you can’t figure it out. Either way, we can explain it all to you!
Today, we’re combining many people’s to favourite things: laughing, and tea! Anyone British will know how much of a staple the drink is, so of course it was going to make it into some jokes!
Not your classic knock-knock gag and a little bit more of a riddle, we’ll tell you all about it so you can share it with friends, family and colleagues. After all, everyone wants to be known as the funny friend!
What Kind Of Tea Is Hard To Swallow?
Let’s get straight into it and ask, what kind of tea is hard to swallow?
We’ll give you a couple of seconds to try and figure it out…
Ready?
- Answer: Reality!
Yes, this one is a little more brutal than your typical joke, delving into how difficult life can be sometimes. Definitely swinging towards dark humour, this one eases the answer with a good old pun.
If you can’t see it, then we’ll explain. There are all kinds of different teas you can drink, with the joke suggesting that one is more difficult to swallow than others.
However, the answer is ‘reality’ playing with how the end of the word sounds like the hot drink!
Instead, the answer is saying that real life can be difficult to swallow, as in accept!
It’s definitely a bad joke, but one that will still make you giggle!
Twitter drinks in the funny joke
As with anything funny, people have taken to sharing it across social media so everyone can have a laugh.
“That is a bit dark. Still couldn’t help but laugh though!” Someone commented, finding it irresistible.
“Oh my god,” another shared with a rolling-eyes emoji.
“Good one!” A fan of the pun said.
It’s certainly a classic! People will always love a bit of dark humour, especially when it’s harmless.
More Tea Jokes To Put In Your Pot!
We understand if you’re in the mood for some more tea jokes after that absolute cracker. We’re very happy to oblige, so here are a few more that you can save for a rainy day.
- Making tea isn’t hard. But waiting for the kettle to boil is tea-dious.
- Which dinosaur liked a hot beverage? A T-Rex.
- Which tea makes you impatient? Oolong. Oolong is it going to take?
- Which tea motivates you? Chai. If you don’t succeed, chai and chai again!
- How did the tea-lover greet her wife every day? Good morning brew-tiful.
- How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
- Why would a man wear a blindfold whilst making tea? Because a watched pot never boils!
- What do you call a man who dips biscuits into tea? Duncan.
- What is a ghost pirate’s favourite tea? Boo-tea.
- What starts with t, ends with t and is full of t? A teapot.
- Why don’t hipsters drink iced tea? They drank it because it was cool.
- What do workers in a tea factory not get? A coffee break.