As we head towards the Love Island final, let’s take a look at the remaining couples and judge their personalities the best way we possibly could… by assigning them the meal deal that fits them the most.
Davide
Pesto chicken and mozzarella wrap, protein bar, San Pellegrino
Davide is the Italian Stallion, so of course his meal had to have a little bit of a Mediterranean twist. I can’t imagine Davide picking anything up other than a protein bar (I mean, he has muscles on top of muscles), and to drink? San Pellegrino, obviously.
Ekin-Su
Meatball marinara, olive pot, Innocent smoothie
She is classy, she is boujee, she is Italian-loving. She is Ekin-Su. The queen of the villa deserves the best, and that means throwing in one of the most expensive drinks. We know from her kitchen cooking sessions with Davide that Ekin like pasta, but I can’t imagine her picking up a pasta pot from Tesco when she can have a hearty home-cooked Carbonara at home with her beau, so that’s why she gets a meatball sub.
Gemma
Sushi, mango fruit pot, Starbuck’s iced coffee
Gemma would be sushi, let’s be real. She is boujee, elegant, and fancy, and dates Luca who sells fish (you wouldn’t know it though; it isn’t mentioned every episode).
Luca
Prawn Mayonnaise sandwich, Roast Beef Monster Munch, Starbuck’s iced coffee
In the words of Iain Stirling…. THE MAN SELLS FISH! It only makes sense that Luca would be getting a fish-based main, and he definitely strikes me as a crisps man. For the drink, he gets the same as Gemma so they can match walking down the road from the shop.
Paige
Chicken broccolli and almond salad, Philadelphia cream cheese dippers, Monster Energy
Paige gives off salad vibes. There’s no other way to explain it. When it comes to the beverage, she is going to be an energy drink, because I’m not sure if there’s a single person in the villa who dances about more than her (and there were two professionals in there!). Plus, she killed it on the air hostess challenge and raised everyone’s pulses, just like an energy drink does.
Adam
Chicken bacon and lettuce sandwich, Lucozade Original
I’m sure that the old Adam Collard from season four would have got a very different meal deal, but he has returned to our screens a seemingly changed man. Gone are the days of binning girls off instantly, Adam came into the villa, coupled up with Paige, and hasn’t brought a single drop of drama. So with that, Adam gets what surely must be the most bog-standard sandwich, a Lucozade Original because he is clearly still a big gym lad, and a salted caramel Twix, because he was once a wildcard in the Love Island villa.
Dami
BBQ chicken wrap, Fridge Raiders, Dr Pepper
Dami would be a BBQ chicken wrap, because he definitely seems too boujee to be the type of guy to pick out a sandwich. Fridge raiders as the side because they are slightly unsettling, as was his behaviour in Casa Amor, and Dr Pepper because that is a dad drink, and he was voted best dad in the baby challenge.
Indiyah
Hoisin duck wrap, Sensations Sweet Chilli crisps, Oasis Summer Fruits.
Indiyah would be a hoisin duck wrap because everybody loves her, and sweet chilli crisps because she is an absolute fire ball, yet super sweet at the same time. To drink? An Oasis Summer Fruits. It just fits.
Tasha
Chicken and avocado sandwich, sweet and salty popcorn, Fanta Orange
Tasha is super sweet and kind to everyone, so she would be the pretty inoffensive chicken and avocado sandwich. She also gives me the vibe of a serial bruncher, so I feel she would appreciate the avocado being chucked in there. Sweet and salty popcorn, because although she’s been overwhelmingly sweet, Tasha has had her salty moments.
Andrew
Sausage bacon and egg triple sandwich, Cheese and Onion Walkers, Coca Cola
Andrew would be a sandwich with egg in it, purely due to the fact he became incredibly easy for the other boys to egg on in Casa Amor. Cheese and Onion walkers, just because they give off serious real estate agent vibes, and a Coca Cola, because it sounds like Coco. Sorry.