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Which UK universities would the Euphoria characters go to?

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Season 2 of euphoria aired at the start of the month. And what better way to celebrate its return than placing all of your favourite characters at UK universities. You’re probably wondering if these kids would even get into Uni. They’re never doing any work and don’t even take bags to school. But let’s take a look anyway and see where they’d end up.

Rue

Rue’s comfortable fashion choices would best place in Bristol. University of Bristol was her first choice but her grades got her into UWE. She’d probably do a philosophy degree and you’d never see her in a seminar.

Jules

Jules’ outgoing personality and unique fashion taste would make her a perfect fit for Brighton. Despite going out every night she’d still get firsts in her humanities degree. She’d definitely raid the charity shops and sell half of it on her semi-successful Depop account.

Nate

Nate is rich, white and privileged. Naturally he would go to Exeter and be a BNOC for all the wrong reasons. He’d probably be in the rugby society and use it as an outlet for his anger problems.

"Euphoria" Season 2 Photo Call
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Maddie

You could place Maddie at most UK uni’s but she’d thrive at Manchester Met. She’s doing pediatric nursing even though she hates kids. She’s well known around campus and goes out most nights. You’d definitely bump into her at a warehouse project event.

Cassie

Cassie does psychology at Leeds. She’s part of an obnoxious friend group but is always nice when you bump into her. She goes to all her lectures and gets consistent 2:1’s. Her outfit always includes Nike Air Forces and some flares.

Fez

Fez doesn’t actually go to uni. He dropped out of a business degree just after freshers week and never looked back. Of course you still see him sitting on the sofa at afters and wondering who invited him. You’re pleasantly surprised he’s there but still trying to figure out what he’s doing now.

Kat

Kat does fashion design at UAL. After high school, she ghosted everyone and moved as far away from her hometown as possible. She now has an edgy group of friends and completely changed her look to match them.

Lexi

Lexi is barely involved in the drama at euphoria high. As a result she got really good grades and got into Durham. She does politics and is the treasurer of an obscure society. You’d probably bump into her at the library where she’s too stressed to touch her meal deal.