We’ve all accidentally left writing out cards until the last minute. Luckily, you can use our handy list of funny Valentine’s Day rhymes and poetry to give the pretence to your other half that you’ve been preparing for weeks. Plus, there’s no better way to show someone you love them than by making them laugh.
The day is all about showing your love. Be that through flowers, chocolates or a delicious meal — or through funny poetry. If you’ve definitely-not-forgotten to write out your card or have just dashed back from Tesco with one, then we’ve got you covered with funny rhymes so you can get away with it.
Funny Valentine’s Day Rhymes
Put any of the following in your Valentine’s Card and not only will it look like you’ve put serious thought into it, but you’ll also give your other half a giggle too with how cheesy they are.
- Knock Knock, who’s there? Bee. Bee who? Be my Valentine!
- I like your hair, you’re very smart. You’re very fair and you always share!
- Poppies are orange and the grass is green. I like you the most because you’re not mean!
- Today is the day we show our love. I’ll try my best not to give you a shove.
- You’re my girl and I’m your boy. There’s no one else I’d rather annoy.
- I got you a card, the rest can wait. Tomorrow we’ll get more at a discounted rate!
- You make me laugh, you make me smile. I’m glad you’ve stuck around for a while.
- I love you so much, it’s Valentine’s Day. I can’t think of what else to say…
- We’ve been together for years, through thick and thin, so don’t throw this straight in the bin.
- When I’m with you, the world is hazy, even if you drive me crazy!
Funny ‘Rosed Are Red’ Valentine’s Poems
We couldn’t give you so funny Valentine’s Day rhymes without a few of these classics!
- Roses are red, violets are blue. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- Roses are red, violets are blue. The dog is my favourite, but you’re alright too.
- Roses are red, with leaves of green. Oops! Wrong holiday, it’s not Halloween!
- Roses are red, violets are blue. You snore like a bear, but I still love you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate writing poetry, but this one is for you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, and sunflowers are yellow. This isn’t romantic, it’s gardening facts.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m unoriginal, this is all I can do.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. Except that they’re purple, so it doesn’t make sense.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. When I order some fries, I’m not sharing them with you!
- Roses are red, violets are blue. This Valentine’s Day it seems I’m stuck with you.
There we are! We’ve saved the day with some funny Valentine’s Day rhymes to make your poems top-notch and definitely not on the spot! Though we’ll definitely be raiding the shops tomorrow for half-price chocolates, we hope you’re enjoying the day we those you love!